Aldehyde C-18, for the coconut oil / Cetalox, for your warm skin / Cumin Seed, for a tang of the freshest sweat / Castoreum, ’cause it’s been a long day and you need a shower /
Voltaire’s Sirian giant Micromégas comes across a battalion of humans at war, and finds himself shocked at the barbarity of what he sees. He asks a philosopher: What is going on, here?
“I’m just a Happy Guy!” he said. He capitalized the letters, I swear. “Maybe it’s all the music I listened to growing up! HA! HA!”
Once upon a time, a high-ranking accounting official in the ministry of transportation affairs and a largely ornamental house-husband with a mean shakshouka recipe gave birth to a healthy baby girl.
He smelled like stale cigarettes, unwashed teenage armpits and a strident, neon cologne – the kind the desperately poor might buy at Boots and spray onto badly washed clothes before a job interview. Moral of the story?
This Thing Is In Your Inbox. Stinky News Inside! We’ve Re-Organized Our Newsletter! We’re Going to Italy, but You’re Probably Not… We Met a Guy From Iowa. Eggs Come In Their Own Wrappers.
The big news this month is that we are teaming up with Hammer Museum to present AIX Scent Fair – the first international artisan, independent, experimental scent fair to be presented by a contemporary art museum. It all happens May
Thanks to the saturnine god of agriculture, wealth and dissolution, two-faced Janus was given the ability to simultaneously see the future and the past; one face forward, the other back. Janus’ name comes from ‘ianus’, the latin word for door.
Cyber-Monday? How about cipher-Monday, instead. Here’s one for you, based on simple letter substitution: “Be bjhdxh xaotwq bwpbix vdhk hak abeq habh mkkqx ads – vth eoh hoo abjq.” – Ebs Ztek Ybdc