“Say, who are you that mumbles in the dark? And who are you that draws your veil across the stars?
November, 2016: Election Day in America
October, 2016: We Interrupt this Broadcast
Can you bloody BELIEVE that it’s time to start preparing your submission for the Art and Olfaction Awards, again? Heck, we’ve barely recovered from our last event.
4th annual Art and Olfaction Awards: Submissions open
The time is now! We are now accepting submissions for the fourth annual Art and Olfaction Awards. Submission for the awards are made through a two-part submission process.
July, 2016: Eclectic Ephemera
Voltaire’s Sirian giant Micromégas comes across a battalion of humans at war, and finds himself shocked at the barbarity of what he sees. He asks a philosopher: What is going on, here?
June, 2016: Happy Syncopations
“I’m just a Happy Guy!” he said. He capitalized the letters, I swear. “Maybe it’s all the music I listened to growing up! HA! HA!”
May, 2016: The Origin of the Golden Pear
Once upon a time, a high-ranking accounting official in the ministry of transportation affairs and a largely ornamental house-husband with a mean shakshouka recipe gave birth to a healthy baby girl.
April, 2016: NSFW (True Story)
He smelled like stale cigarettes, unwashed teenage armpits and a strident, neon cologne – the kind the desperately poor might buy at Boots and spray onto badly washed clothes before a job interview. Moral of the story?
March, 2016: Bad Titles For Email Newsletters
This Thing Is In Your Inbox. Stinky News Inside! We’ve Re-Organized Our Newsletter! We’re Going to Italy, but You’re Probably Not… We Met a Guy From Iowa. Eggs Come In Their Own Wrappers.
January, 2016: Roman Passageways
Thanks to the saturnine god of agriculture, wealth and dissolution, two-faced Janus was given the ability to simultaneously see the future and the past; one face forward, the other back. Janus’ name comes from ‘ianus’, the latin word for door.