This is an email newsletter. It is written by Saskia Wilson-Brown, on behalf of the non-profit organization based in Los Angeles known as “The Institute for Art and Olfaction” (IAO).
Saskia is sending you this email in the hopes that it will trigger your interest enough for you to click the email’s many buttons and links; buttons and links which in turn will trigger your browser to pull up event pages hosted on a website known as “Eventbrite”; pages upon which you can purchase tickets for classes and talks by clicking buttons that are designed and managed by Eventbrite’s technical staff.
It is Saskia-on-behalf-of-the-IAO-team’s hope that the classes end talks on offer will enrich your knowledge of perfumery and the world about you in some unquantifiable but meaningful way. It is also Saskia-on-behalf-of-the-IAO-team’s hope that your interest in these classes will enrich the IAO in a directly quantifiable but meaningless way, which we will assess through the fluctuations of data owned and managed by a company known as “Bank of America”. This data will change based on your decision to click, and has the potential to trigger access to shelter for the IAO, modest living expenses for our team and teachers, and necessary things like perfumers alcohol, aromatic materials, and paint and wood for shelves, the latter most likely transacted by Saskia-on-behalf-of-the-IAO-team at a multi-national conglomerate commonly known as “Home Depot”, placed inside the beaten chassis of her 2012 Scion XB, and transported to the IAO for further usage.
As a result of all this, we hope that you enjoy reading the short written statements we include below, containing what we think could be attractive to you about our upcoming events.
We sometimes get tired and don’t pay as much attention to them as we should.
But the links all work.
Literally, capitalistically, and on behalf of,
– Some mostly nice people you may have met once, down at the IAO
+ All this, and more, in our February newsletter.
